crime-and-puns:

*sets entire english language on fire*

crime-and-puns:

*sets entire english language on fire*

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1 hour ago with 4,345 notes - crime-and-puns

derrickrosenberg:

moistcornbread:

helllllooooootrickster:

drunkenkeith:

basically

Whatis hoth? I’m confused America

HOTH IS AN OUTER PLANET FROM STAR WARS THAT IS COLDER THAN EVEN RUSSIA’S DEEPEST WINTERS YOU UNCULTURED POTATO

Reblogging for that last comment

derrickrosenberg:

moistcornbread:

helllllooooootrickster:

drunkenkeith:

basically

Whatis hoth? I’m confused America

HOTH IS AN OUTER PLANET FROM STAR WARS THAT IS COLDER THAN EVEN RUSSIA’S DEEPEST WINTERS YOU UNCULTURED POTATO

Reblogging for that last comment

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1 hour ago with 209,147 notes - drunkenkeith

cake-full-of-fist:

READY TO HOLD MY HAND FOR ALL ETERNITY FUCKBOY ?

cake-full-of-fist:

READY TO HOLD MY HAND FOR ALL ETERNITY FUCKBOY ?

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1 hour ago with 145,698 notes - drowsybutcher

nickyrads:

leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

I’m dying

nickyrads:

leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

I’m dying

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2 hours ago with 221,731 notes - iraffiruse

Ur next
Anonymous

This is genuinely one of the creepiest messages I’ve ever received

2 hours ago with 1 note

florawrsaurus:

florawrsaurus:

Oh my god my neighbour is fucking someone against the wall we share

what the hell do I even do about this

I’m serious okay, like my earphones are crap and I’m not about to start blasting music but there’s banging literally right opposite my head

I AM SO CONCERNED RIGHT NOW

I MADE A LOUD NOISE THAT THEY HEARD AND STOPPED AND THEN SHE SAID ‘ah fuck her’ 

AND HE LAUGHED AND SAID ‘NOT YET’?!?!!

AM I ON SOME SORT OF TIMETABLE HERE

3 hours ago with 33 notes - florawrsaurus

dion-thesocialist:

nicbravo-reblogs:

deep sigh of contentment


no way

dion-thesocialist:

nicbravo-reblogs:

deep sigh of contentment

no way

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3 hours ago with 12,550 notes - gifak-net

florawrsaurus:

Oh my god my neighbour is fucking someone against the wall we share

what the hell do I even do about this

I’m serious okay, like my earphones are crap and I’m not about to start blasting music but there’s banging literally right opposite my head

3 hours ago with 33 notes - florawrsaurus

Oh my god my neighbour is fucking someone against the wall we share

what the hell do I even do about this

3 hours ago with 33 notes

mermaidskey:

hemipelagicdredger:

mermaidskey:

mermaidskey:

oxidoreductase:

Lavoisier is having none of your shit.

Heeeey so fun fact: the woman in that painting is Lavoisier’s wife, Marie-Anne Pierrette Paulze, who not only acted as Lavoisier’s lab assistant but also translated English and Latin texts into French so he could read them. But she didn’t just translate, she pointed out errors in the chemistry in some of the texts. Her observations of these errors convinced Lavoisier to study combustion, which led to his discovery of oxygen. She was also critical to the publication of Lavoisier’s Elementary Treatise on Chemistry in 1789. She kept strict records of every experiment they conducted together and drew detailed diagrams of all their equipment. She also threw amazing parties and invited all the brightest minds in science so her husband could pick their brains. After Lavoisier was guillotined she secured all of his notebooks and equipment for posterity.
In short: NOBODY KICKS MADAME LAVOISIER OUT OF THE LAB.

Also, a side note: My historian husband-to-be pointed some things out to me about this painting. Notice that Madame Lavoisier is looking at the viewer, and all the light is on her, while Lavoisier himself is physically smaller than her, in shadow, and looking up to her in reverence. This isn’t a candid photograph- all of these choices are deliberate. The painting isn’t of Lavoisier- Madame Lavoisier is meant to be the central subject. 
I can just imagine Lavoisier telling all his colleagues that his wife is really the one with all the clever ideas, and them patting him on the back and telling him he’s sweet for saying so.

more like


I LOVE IT

mermaidskey:

hemipelagicdredger:

mermaidskey:

mermaidskey:

oxidoreductase:

Lavoisier is having none of your shit.

Heeeey so fun fact: the woman in that painting is Lavoisier’s wife, Marie-Anne Pierrette Paulze, who not only acted as Lavoisier’s lab assistant but also translated English and Latin texts into French so he could read them. But she didn’t just translate, she pointed out errors in the chemistry in some of the texts. Her observations of these errors convinced Lavoisier to study combustion, which led to his discovery of oxygen. She was also critical to the publication of Lavoisier’s Elementary Treatise on Chemistry in 1789. She kept strict records of every experiment they conducted together and drew detailed diagrams of all their equipment. She also threw amazing parties and invited all the brightest minds in science so her husband could pick their brains. After Lavoisier was guillotined she secured all of his notebooks and equipment for posterity.

In short: NOBODY KICKS MADAME LAVOISIER OUT OF THE LAB.

Also, a side note: My historian husband-to-be pointed some things out to me about this painting. Notice that Madame Lavoisier is looking at the viewer, and all the light is on her, while Lavoisier himself is physically smaller than her, in shadow, and looking up to her in reverence. This isn’t a candid photograph- all of these choices are deliberate. The painting isn’t of Lavoisier- Madame Lavoisier is meant to be the central subject. 

I can just imagine Lavoisier telling all his colleagues that his wife is really the one with all the clever ideas, and them patting him on the back and telling him he’s sweet for saying so.

more like

image

I LOVE IT

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4 hours ago with 140,102 notes - oxidoreductase

jtoday:

You guys, there’s this game called pumpkin online that is currently raising funds via kickstarter. Let me explain to you why this is everything I’ve ever wanted in a video game

  • MMO similar to Harvest Moon or Farmville
  • Date cute NPCs of EITHER GENDER no matter WHAT GENDER YOU ARE
  • Play as a non-binary person !!!!
  • Play any race!!!!
  • There will even be an island in the world that revolves around spoon theory and features disabled NPCs!!

The kickstarter ends in 12 days and they barely have HALF of their goal. They need all the help we can give them to make this as awesome as possible!!!

So if you have any money, please donate -> https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/749023221/pumpkin-online-a-farming-dating-sim-mmoprg

Or signal boost this so we can make it happen!!

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4 hours ago with 21,195 notes - jtoday

THE MOON

THE MOON

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4 hours ago with 25,309 notes - marta-diablo

attackoneyebrows:

HE DID THE THING

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4 hours ago with 1,743 notes - attackoneyebrows

prostitutepotato:

lord-kitschener:

grumpyguns:

squidowlrobot:

the-tonberry:

reaill:

babestuck:

i WANT AN OTAMATONE THEYRE SO ANNOYING

image

I am obligated to reblog this on the grounds that it is insanely annoying and I want it.

oh my god. i cannot stop laughing 

oh my god they’re really cute and i;m laughing so hard

The top comment on the YouTube video says all you need to know:

image

WHEN THE THIRD ONE STARTS PLAYING OMG

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4 hours ago with 250,361 notes - pitythequeen

klefable:

shockingly, kids are sick and tired of paying hundreds of dollars for overpriced stacks of paper!!!!!! who wouldve thought!!!!!!

klefable:

shockingly, kids are sick and tired of paying hundreds of dollars for overpriced stacks of paper!!!!!! who wouldve thought!!!!!!

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4 hours ago with 134,118 notes - klefable