Can we just take a moment to look at these photos of me helping my dog not to sneeze.
(via miodan)
“I’m gonna like this post so I can find it later.”
(via sam-licker95)
I
I DONT GET IT SOMEONE EXPLAIN
i understand
THEN FUCKIBG TELL ME
8 times
8 times I have scrolled past this
I now understandI UNDER STAND
Someone explain this frealz
i understand
(via nickcapuchin)
so i was casually on a day trip with my dad today
nbd
and do you knOW WHAT I SAW??
THREE SIGNS. ALONG THE SAME HIGHWAY. NOT HALF AN HOUR WITHIN THEM.
JENSEN ROAD
TENNANT AVENUE
WATSONVILLE
tumblr i present to you SUPERWHOLOCK IN REAL LIFE
oh and wanna know what it was all near?
THE WINCHESTER MYSTERY HOUSE
im done.
WHERE WAS THIS?! I MUST DRIVE THERE RIGHT NOW
WHO BROUGHT THIS BACK AND HOW
(via wtfscarves)
really nothing nicer than someone saying “saw this and thought of you”
(via follower)
JUTS CLICK PL AY
oh my gOD
how is this still getting notes omg
(via ilikebigbuttsbaby)
My cousin has an orange tree, this one came out different.
Kill it. Kill it with fire.
NO I AM SO DONE WITH THIS FUCKING PICTURE
OKAY
SO I HAD SEEN THIS GODDAMNED PICTURE AT LEAST 12 TIMES ALREADY AND IT ALWAYS LOOKED SO FUCKING ERRILY FAMILIAR AND I COULD NAWT FOR THE LIFE PF ME FIGURE OUT WHAT THE FUCK IT REMINDED ME OF
AND EACH TIME I SAW THIS PICTURE I SAT THERE FOR FIVE MINUTES TRYING TO FIGURE IT THE FUCK OUT
AND THEN TODAY IT FUCKING HIT ME
THIS FUCKING GUY
GOODBYE
(via bre-sizzle)
my dad turned off the light while i was still in the room did you forget who decides to put you in the nursing home or not
(via colour-bucket)
i-was-so-alone-and-i-lokid-you:
“hey baby i got us a bottle of wine” you say. the baby stares back at you confused. why are you giving a baby alcohol. you are disgusting
IM SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER MORE LIKE THESE LIL SHITS WENT TO HARVARD
or maybe theyre the first demon created by lucifer
FUCK
Is that ? ….. omg it is!
THAT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE
Oh holy shit.
(via david-10inch)
- Baron Vengeous: Only a heathen brings a gun to a sword fight.
- Skulduggery Pleasant: Only a moron brings a sword to a gun fight.
i searched up last minute halloween costumes on google and then this came up
and then i was like waht. but then i get itttt noWW ITS A CEILING FAN OMG HAHAHAHAHA
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i didn’t know it was possible to trust someone this much
IS THAT A FUCKING RUBBER BAND JESUS CHRIST I COULD CRY
you know he dead
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